As always, we are ever-vigilant for interesting-looking people at the Beale Street Music Festival, and this person who shall remain nameless, suddenly appeared in the camera sight.

When a man walks around shirtless with a large patch on his belly, we have to wonder what is that patch for? Perhaps a recent surgery? We wish him a speedy recovery. We ALL wish him a speedy recovery. And we remind him to use SPF 80 or else that patch is going to leave a very strange tan line.

–Christopher Blank